This is a true story:
- When one is beyond full-time, flat-out office work, you may partake in a more lingering lunch with friends….during the week.
- You may slip and fall on your rear but you can go home without feeling guilty about work undone at the office
- And find the ice pack and situate it on affected parts (difficult to do that in a team meeting)
- And read about how to treat a bruise-take that ibuprofen
- But then it says it’s best to elevate bruised area above heart level-and that would be difficult in this instance, no matter where you are-office or home. Please don’t ask for the pictures on this one.
Barb's True Stories 
Sounds like a three bottle of wine lunch…
You will be sleeping like a baby – knees under your tummy and butt in the air. The visual is quite enough to make me laugh. Never mind the pictures. Unless you insist.
Scout’s honour-there was nary a sip of wine at lunch. There were winter boots that were warming up and obviously had some residual snow stuck to them and a smooth ceramic floor. I will not be sending pictures but always appreciate your insights.
Ceramic floor tiles are murder and should be illegal. Cold with a skiff of snow and they are like greased glass.