You Take Away From The Enjoyment
I like to watch some golf on TV
With players whose talent is something to see
O’er the past several years there’s an annoying trend
Where some in the crowd call out when the swing is at an end
To be sure, it doesn’t add to my enjoyment and it certainly isn’t cool
So please stop hollering “In the Hole!” you insufferable fool!
Now you have the swing of it.
Remind me never ever to consider entering a word competition with you. Your ample grey matter contains the equivalent of multiple dictionaries, thesauruses, and most books on witty sayings.
Really, though, who hollers “In the hole!” when a pro tees off and it is absolutely impossibly far to the cup. On the other hand, if it’s close enough for the ball to possibly go in the hole, isn’t it self evident that’s the object of the exercise? I think people do it so they can watch/listen to the re-run and here themselves on TV. Silly, really.