When I answered the phone, he knew my last name
His name was Randi and to help was his game
The Windows Support Centre was at my service and boy, was I glad
Without his call, what trouble we might have had
I had a computer virus, one that could not be seen
Wow, a chance to speak directly with someone very keen
I said I am so surprised and this sounds so very odd
Stand by while I dial us both in to Police Computer Fraud
It’s apparent that listening to you will meet a goal
And before he hung up he called me something that rhymes with brass pole
Barb's True Stories 